WTF plastic surgery

Erin Heatherton is an all-American cutie best known for being one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels. However, it appears that she had a nose job to boost her modelling career. 

She looks like two entirely different people in the “Before” and “After” shots. In the former, her features are more rounded; in the latter, her face sports more angles, a more desirable trait in the world of modelling. 

Just take a moment to guess how old Christie Brinkley is in the “After” image. Is she 32? 37? 41? Well, you’d be dead wrong, seeing as Christie Brinkley is currently 57 years old. 

After her recent and nasty divorce with real estate developer Richard Taubman (seriously, who spends thousands of dollars per month on pornography when you’re married to a supermodel?), Christie decided it was high time to pick up where she left off. Aging ain’t no thang when you have the genes of a supermodel have the money of a supermodel. 

It was rumored that Christie Brinkley and her daughter Alexa Ray Joel underwent plastic surgeries simultaneously. How sweet.

…the fuck? And because it bears reiterating, THE FUCK?! How could such a gorgeous actress who once pulled in $15 million per movie turn into the Bride of Frankenstein?

As the old saying goes, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Ugh.

Meg Ryan, who was the leading lady in the classic chick flick When Harry Met Sally, has been officially D-listed. I mean, she hasn’t done a hit movie in YEARS. I suppose that’s what you get when you tamper with such a beautiful face.

Oh, and here’s a screenshot of the original ending to When Harry Met Sally. It’s from the epilogue where Harry finds out what Sally will look like twenty years down the road.

Can you believe that Mila was only 14 when she started out in her breakthrough role as Jackie Burkhart in That 70’s Show? Although she was cute on the show, she has definitely grown up to be one of Hollywood’s most desirable leading ladies.

Taking a quick look at the “Before” and “After” pictures above, I detect a well-executed rhinoplasty. Mila’s nose is more bulbous in the first picture, whereas in the latter picture, it fits in perfect harmony with the rest of her gorgeous features. 

Although she claims she’s had nothing done, it doesn’t matter to me either way. I have such a girl crush on her, and I’d totally go lesbian for Mila Kunis.

Former lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls, winner of Dancing with the Stars, and future judge of The X Factor is the real deal. With pipes rivaling that of pop star Mariah Carey and the curves of a James Bond femme fatale, Nicole Scherzinger is here to stay.

This talented singer knows that a good performance means giving the audience what it wants. However, has Nicole tried to boost her sex appeal by purchasing larger breasts for her slim and toned physique? Smart move, considering the American obsession with big boobies.

Lady Gaga shows every drop of her Italian-American heritage in the “Before” picture. Could she have gotten to where she is today without a nose job from a dexterous plastic surgeon? I highly doubt it.

Say Auf Wiedersehen to natural beauty. Sigh. Is it too much to ask for that I’d like to see one supermodel who hasn’t gone under the knife, past the age of 40?

Daaaaaamn. Girl went from sweet and innocent to sex kitten overnight.

Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul Donald Trump and socialite Ivana Trump, was definitely born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Because of Daddy’s influence, she graduated from UPenn’s prestigious Wharton School of Business (also Donald Trump’s alma mater).

As you can see here, although Ivanka Trump is quite the looker today, it wasn’t always that way. After a nose job, boob job, and a new make-up artist, Ivanka is virtually unrecognizable.

Selita Ebanks is a beautiful Caymanian-born model. From 2005 to 2008, she was a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Unfortunately, she succumbed to the pressure of being a lingerie model and bought herself some bolt ons. Shame.